my life consists of five idiots that make up this boyband called one direction
shelby malik


they better play corbin bleu’s “push it to the limit” when i’m in the delivery room or else i am not giving birth to that child 

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i’m actually very pretty if you close your eyes

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*washes face*

*checks if acne is still there*

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how to have a flat stomach

  1. remove all of your organs

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#that one time he was probably blinded by the flash and ended up producing the first successful wink of his life (x)